Off The Market

Get a hold of yourselves ladies, Dennis Kucinich is no longer the eligible bachelor that he once was. Yes, some lucky lady snatched up this fine congressman and will spend a lifetime (or at least until he moves on to wife number 4) gazing into his eyes. Oh Dennis... I hope you have better luck with marriage number 3 than you had with trying to win your partys nomination during the 2004 presidential primaries...painful, I know...